As a girl, I wake up at 6:30, so that I could shower and put on 4 pounds of make-up so that all the guys will look at me. I will only eat a little bit of breakfast so that I don't gain any weight, and then I will drive to school, and meet all nine of my best friends at my locker. After this, we will walk around the hallways and talk extremely loud while walking even slower. I will only talk to my friends and the boys I am trying to impress, while ignoring everyone else. At lunch, my best friends and I will eat an apple and one carrot because we cannot eat in front of guys. After school our click will go get our nails done to impress all the boys tomorrow at school.
After getting our nails done, I will go home and listen to Brittney Spears and Avril Lavigne for hours on end, and then only do the homework for the hot teachers. I will probably end up fighting with my little brother, Joey, because guys are stupid and I know I'm always right (I AM a girl). I will then put on a cucumber mask and get enough beauty sleep, only to be awoken again, extremely angry that I forgot to paint my toenails last night.
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